I did the Harlem Shake and fell down. Not in fire though.
Tell it again.
I met a guy who was drunk and fell into a bonfire -- burned himself over 90% of his body with 3rd degree burns. He said it was the best thing to ever happen to him because he found God through the ordeal. We met on an airplane. Never got his name...
That's what you get for doing the Harlem wank.