Chuck Norris jokes are sooooooo 2006.
Science can explain this: Chuck Norris was canoeing through the air and hit his stunt double.
If you close closely, you can clearly see as the fabric of space and time become distorted as Chuck lays down on the ground after the paddle poke reminds him it is time to relax.
No. Clearly Chuck Norris, who is no god-like-being, and who's jokes relating to such are really starting to become annoying and outdated, is being hit, and knocked down by a kayak paddle.
Eye opening. Really.
No. Clearly Chuck Norris, who is a god-like-being, and who's hokes relating to such are really starting to become legendary, he clearly on purpose hits the paddle.
Get a life. Really.
Head butts a random paddle! Funny