With a chest that flat, it may as well have been another dude.
Smaller chests have 10x sensitivity compared to flabby fat chests which men love so much. You'd know this if you've ever had a girlfriend in the entirety of your life. ;)
it doesnt mean he never had a girlfriend, it just means he had never a flat chest one, buddy, so now go kill yourself :) .
Not an ellbow.